Lorena makes a bet with Jake that greed can rip apart friendship, even the band\'s friendship. Lorena and Jake create a plan to make the gang believe that there is buried treasure hidden nearby. Lorena\'s right- friendships start to get strained. Both Jake and Lorena end up surprised at the extent of everyone\'s greed.
Frisket swallows an unformat command Megabyte had just uncovered. Wanting to get it back, the virus has Enzo kidnapped, using him as bait to lure the dog into Silicon Tor.
Opening: Kenan is so nervous before the show starts that he begins pouring with sweat.\n\nCooking With Randy And Mandy: Randy (Kenan) and Mandy (Angelique) host their own cooking show, where they teach their audience the benefits of cooking with chocolate.\n\nEarboy: Earboy (Josh) is very unpopular ar school. Probabbly due to the fact that his ears are the size of Mars. But once he gets an earring in that huge ear of his, popularity becomes his.\n\nDr. K (Kel) is joined by Bill Cosby (Kenan) and together they answer parents\' questions about their kids.\n\nVital Information w/ Lori Beth Denberg\n\nGood Burger: Ed (Kel) annoys his customers by continually getting their orders wrong. Very wrong.\n\nThe cast wants to get Da Brat\'s autograph before she performs, but not on paper. They want it on their underwear, their hamburger, and even their grandmother\n\nMusical Guest: Da Brat
Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.\n\nvideos: that dog. - \"\"old timer\"\" Revolting Cocks - \"\"Crackin\' Up\"\" MC 900 Foot Jesus - \"\"If I Only Had A Brain\"\"
NOVA explores the common threads that link the more than 5,000 languages of Earth, including a controversial theory that claims to reconstruct words from a time when only a handful of languages were spoken, recalling the biblical story of the Tower of Babel.
After watching \"\"The Beverly Hillbillies\"\" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.\n\nvideos: Dog Eat Dog - \"\"No Front\"\" The Bubblemen - \"\"The Bubblemen Are Coming\"\" Girlschool - \"\"Play Dirty\"\" Babes In Toyland - \"\"Ripe\"\"
Louie\'s dad gets fired so the entire family tries to think of ways to save money until he can get back on his feet. Meanwhile, summer vacation has started and Louie is looking forward to three months of swimming and freedom...until his Dad, starved for things to keep himself busy, decides that Louie is going to help him do every fix-it job around the house.
For an economics project at school, the gang decides to sell Sam\'s Great Great Grandmother\'s cold remedy. Sam is overwhelmed with greed, and later has to decide what\'s more important- money or her Great Great Grandmother\'s honor. Jake and Mark decide to create their own business as music teachers.
Opening: The cast hangs out on the playground before the show starts comparing their latest in hip footwear, including a pear of shoes that dispenses yogurt and has a built-in sound system. Now those are cool shoes.\n\nBaggin\' Saggin\' Barry: The Jr. Badger Buddies are lost in the woods. But they\'ve got nothing to worry about because they\'ve got Baggin\' Saggin\' Barry (Kenan) with them. He\'s got everything in his pants. Food, drink, TV, and even a recliner!\n\nKatrina is a bouncer at the most popular pizza place in town. But if you think you\'re getting in past her, you\'d better think again.\n\nUrkels: There are two Urkels (Angelique & Kel) at two seperate windows, each one trying to prove that they\'re the real Urkel.\n\nAnnie Runner: Little Annie (Katrina) tries to sing her song, until someone dumps whiter paint on her.\n\nMiss Fingerly: If you bring anything into Miss Fingerly\'s (Lori Beth) class, you\'d better make sure that you have enough for the rest of the class. Even if you bring in a bowl o
Beavis and Butt-head go to the \"\"Creatures of Rock\"\" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.\n\nvideos: Life Of Agony - \"\"This Time\"\" Iron Maiden - \"\"From Here To Eternity\"\" David Cassidy - \"\"Lyin\' To Myself\"\" Godley & Creme - \"\"Cry\"\"
The Chase\'s Christmas is more complicated than usual when Angela\'s anxious search for Rickie leads her into the world of runaway kids where she encounters a mysterious homeless girl.
NOVA travels to Lake Baikal, the world\'s oldest and deepest lake, containing one-fifth of all the fresh water on Earth. Investigating Baikal from above, below and all around, NOVA charts its dramatically changing environment over the course of four seasons.
The dogs want \'Fudgie Scout Cookies\', but don\'t know how to go about getting them. After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door. The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door. They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.
Horizon brings you Reports from Europe, America, and Australia on how wine making differs and asks whether the traditional and troubled European wine industry will have to change its methods to compete with those wines from the new world.
Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.\n\nvideos: Pantera - \"\"This Love\"\" Prince - \"\"The Most Beautiful Girl in the World\"\" Rush - \"\"Stick It Out\"\" Sheena Easton - \"\"Sugar Walls\"\"
Luther and Ruthanne try to help each other shed bad habits.
Amanda is forced to confront her Scrooge-like behavior when Bruce appears to her in a dream and leads her in a version of The Christmas Carol. He encourages her to break free of the hold that Peter has over her. She visits Alison at the rehab center to apologize, and ensures that Bruce\'s children are financially secure. Terry becomes jealous after seeing Billy and Alison together, and admits his own feelings for her. Matt and Jo tell Peter that Kimberly has stolen her baby. Peter orders Michael to return the child to Jo. Kimberly goes ballistic and tries to throw herself in the ocean. After Michael saves her, she calls Mrs. Carter to tell her that her grandson is alive. Jeffrey breaks up with Matt because he needs time alone to cope with his illness. Jane convinces Syd to come home for the holidays.
Henderson, Lucas, Brody, and O\'Neill are drawn into a furious underwater whirlpool that pulls their shuttle beneath the ocean floor and into a maze of ancient caverns.
When they try to go on vacation, the family discovers Marge\'s debilitating fear of flying. Marge consults a psychoanalyst to find the source of her baffling fear.
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad\'s cancellation.
Movie Plot: A story of some men who become mercenaries in an attack on Cuba. Also riffed was the short \"Platform Posture and Appearance.\"\n\nOn the SOL: Mike uses Servo\'s head to pick the lottery balls out of / the crew plays bingo / The Movie causes Mike to lose his mind and have an identity crisis / the crew sings about ironing boards.\n\nIn Deep 13: Dr. Forrester is beaten up by some mob goons, to whom Frank owes a lot of money / Frank tries to help the dying Dr. Forrester by reading him the sympathy cards people have sent / Dr. Forrester has a near-death experience / as revenge, Dr. Forrester tries to kill Frank.
An old friend from Tony\'s childhood, Darren, pays a visit to Tony. He aks Tony to help out one of their friends from a gang that he\'s joined. The friend ends up in the hospital and Tony has to decide if he should help get revenge on the gang. The rest of the band takes a job delivering singing telegrams.
Sketches include \"\"Bill Clinton,\"\" \"\"Time Boxer,\"\" \"\"Looking Good,\"\" \"\"Matt Foley,\"\" \"\"Uncle Joe,\"\" \"\"The Incredible Hulk,\"\" \"\"Chris Elliot\'s Bedtime Story,\"\" \"\"Jackie Stallone\'s Psychic Circle\"\"
Richie brings home a homeless person on Christmas.
The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen\'s career day.\n\nvideos: Slaughter - \"\"Real Love\"\" The Meices - \"\"Daddy\'s Gone to CA\"\" Tool - \"\"Prison Sex\"\" Pavement - \"\"Cut Your Hair\"\"
Munch spreads his usual Christmas cheer. Russert, who misses detective work, joins Meldrick on an investigation into the murder of a material witness, when she discovers she knows something about the victim\'s case. Munch and Bolander investigate the death of a man in a Santa Claus suit and Munch spends the evening with whom they believe is the victim\'s son. Beau buys Christmas presents for the kids, although he still doesn\'t know where Beth and the kids are. Bayliss searches the station in search of a game of hearts.
Mulder and Scully uncover strange occurrences in an elderly care home when one of the nurses is attacked by an unseen force she claims to be one of the 90 year old residents.
It\'s christmas time at the Lambert/Foster\'s and J.T. decides he\'s to old to spend Christmas with the family and he wants to go skiing with his buddies.Frank doesn\'t want him to, but doesn\'t object.J.T. realizes the minute they arrive at the cabin that he made a mistake and would rather go home.He calls Cody and confesses, but refuses to call Frank.Cody talks Frank into going to see J.T. and he admits he would rather be home with the family and Frank says he wants him home too.
A deranged man who is distraught over losing his job and his woman, takes over the TV station during Martin\'s show, with a bomb strapped to his body.
Fraser realises that the only witness to a bank robbery committed by Santa Clauses is protecting his father and tries to save both the man and his son.
Benton makes a critical error when he publicizes the availability of a dying man\'s organs before obtaining the wife\'s permission. Lewis discovers that Cvetic has quit his job at the hospital, moved out of his apartment, and dropped out of sight. Carter makes a move on Susan. Chloe announces her pregnancy.
Khadijah\'s long-time friend Sheri accepts a job as a columnist at Flavor. She quickly makes friends with Synclaire, and the two go out to lunch every day and constantly joke around at the office. An annoyed Khadijah claims that their antics are disrupting the office, but she is actually very jealous. After she loses her temper and stomps off to her room during a game of Clue at the apartment, Synclaire confronts her. Khadijah apologizes and admits that she has been feeling left out. Sheri quits her job at Flavor, as she earned more money free-lancing. Overton suffers from insomnia after buying a new box spring. He does not sleep for days, and behaves erratically. When he goes upstairs to check on Khadijah and Synclaire, he falls asleep on Khadijah\'s bed.\n\nTag: Everyone tries to get slumbering Overton out of Khadijah\'s room.\n\nMusic: \"\"Confunction Junction,\"\" sung by Kim Coles and Rosie O\'Donnell
Torres is assigned to a case where he has to question his heritage.
A new weather girl joins the show and Dave ends up dating her, but he discovers that it is too dangerous to keep on seeing her so Damien tries his luck. Henry is to be featured on \'Living Legends\' but he refuses to take part because he has confided in Dave that he may be impotent.
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn\'t performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne\'s horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David\'s dimwitted new girlfriend.
Ellen\'s holidays are bittersweet, thanks to an acerbic new employee and a sugarcoated suitor. Meanwhile, Paige agonizes over what to get her overly sensitive mother for Christmas.
Londo summons his three wives to Babylon 5 so he can divorce two of them, Talia gets a visit from her obnoxious ex-husband - the only man ever to leave the PSI Corps... and Delenn has her first bad hair day.
On Christmas Eve,when Antonio buys Helen\'s last jelly donut,new air traffic controller Bob snaps,pulls out a gun and takes Antonio hostage.Matters for Antonio only get worse when it is revealed that his new girlfriend is also Bob\'s wife.Joe is finally able to talk Bob into surrending his gun,but the others are not very appreciative of the means by which he does it.
The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals\' weiners (and grab snakes).\n\nvideos: Alice In Chains - \"\"I Stay Away\"\" Pride & Glory - \"\"Losin\' Your Mind\"\" The \"\"BC\"\"-52\'s - \"\"(Meet) The Flintstones\"\"
Marty and his wife and kids, and Jill\'s parents come to visit and Tim and Jill try to solve their marital problems. Tim tries to beat Doc Johnson in the Christmas lighting contest.
Grace has to contend with her \'down-in-the-dumps\' ex-mother-in-law and an invitation to a Christmas dance with Dougie.
Murphy joins the frenzied masses of toy shoppers, when she overhears Avery tell Santa that he wants the hottest toy on the market for Christmas. This holiday season is turning into a bummer for Corky, when nothing seems to go right.
Horizon presents a documentary on Synaesthesia which is an unusual disorder of perception in which barriers between the senses dissolve.
Maxwell refuses to divulge the identity of the celebrity recuperating from surgery in the Sheffields\' house.
Just before a big bowl game, a rumor breaks out that Hayden may be taking a job in the pros.
Alison clashes with a man in her group meeting, NFL quarterback Terry Parsons. When Billy fails to show for a meeting featuring loved ones, Alison sneaks out to a bar and gets hammered. Terry helps her get sober and explains his earlier behavior. Billy is outraged when he learns that Susan failed to tell him about Alison\'s meeting. He lights into her, prompting Susan to move out. Peter displays increasingly controlling behavior toward Amanda. Jane sends a note and flowers from Michael back to the beach house, and Kimberly threatens to divorce him. The baby becomes very ill and is raced to the hospital. Michael refuses to return the child to Jo, even after a blood test proves she is the mother. Jeffrey is livid when Matt reveals his HIV positive status to the neighbors (to explain Jeffrey\'s panic over a bleeding cut). Jake breaks up with Sydney after learning that she slept with Chris.
Winter preview; rodents; troubles with gravity.
Dagwood maintains his innocence after being found guilty of murdering the genetic engineer who created him, despite having apparently been caught in the act on video.
A book fair in Miami becomes Jessica\'s backdrop when she teams with a Russian detective to solve an art theft and murder.
Al\'s organization, NO MA\'AM, leads a strike when Al\'s favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can\'t touch her because he\'ll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.
Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can\'t pay.\n\nvideos: Mojo Nixon - \"\"Elvis is Everywhere\"\" The Grays - \"\"Very Best Years\"\" Tori Amos - \"\"God\"\" Godspeed - \"\"Houston St.\"\"
Movie Plot: A high school student develops mob ties and organizes a robbery of drug money. Also riffed was the short \"Out of this World.\"\n\nOn the SOL: The \'bots are not helping Mike with his headache / Crow uses a chemistry set and makes Servo huge / the crew discusses bread / Servo and Crow unsuccessfully try to break into Gypsy\'s diary / the \'bots have a squirt gun fight.\n\nIn Deep 13: Frank uses DNA to make a dinosaur that attacks Dr. Forrester / Dr. Forrester puts the angry dinosaur into Frank\'s pants.
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).\n\nvideos: David Byrne - \"\"??Angels??\"\" Coverdale/Page - \"\"Pride & Joy\"\" Iggy Pop - \"\"Butt Town\"\" La Tour - \"\"People Are Still Having Sex\"\"
When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their \"\"captains,\"\" and return the camera for a reward.\n\nvideos: R.E.M. - \"\"Shiny Happy People\"\" Rick Dees - \"\"Get Naked\"\" Dandelion - \"\"Under My Skin\"\" Entombed - \"\"Wolverine Blues\"\"
Alex and Ray have a falling-out and Alex is afraid Ray will disclose her secret to the plant.
The new guy at school, Tommy Keating, bad-mouths Jake around the school. After Tommy challenges Jake to a motorcyle race, Jake accepts. After hitting a speed bump at Sharkey\'s, Jake crashes his bike and doesn\'t compete in the race, resulting in being accused of being a coward. Tony and Sly also become school safety monitors.
Sketches include \"\"Joycelyn Elders,\"\" \"\"Japanese Game Show,\"\" \"\"Los Angeles Breast and Penis,\"\" \"\"Celebrity Memorial Auction,\"\" and \"\"Family Auto Trip.\"\"
After uncovering the fact that an elderly woman\'s tongue was cut out, Kay decides it is time to take a vacation. She returns home and while she is there she looks into the murder of an environmentalist. The suspects include her brother, an ex-beau and their co-worker. Pembleton reluctantly becomes Felton\'s partner and they finish investigating the murder of the elderly woman. Munch is against having a television put in their bar.
While investigating the connection between the abduction of several teenagers and a rural religious cult, Mulder and Scully discover a secret test being performed on the children using the \"Purity Control\" alien DNA from \'The Erlenmeyer Flask\' which leads Mulder to \"the crew-cut man\", Deep Throat\'s murderer.